DAMN MIDYEARS ARE OVER, SO ARE MY TORTUROUS DAYS.
But those torturous days will come again before prelims D:
Nevermind, don't care about those first. A lot of people have their own activities after school, mine was going for a haircut LOL. I went to the market near my house and walked to the usual hair saloon. Then I climbed the stairs and opened the door, WTH SO MANY PEOPLE. There were at least 10 customers inside lah, then I sian diao. I asked the auntie what time I could come back then she said 1.30pm. I looked at my watch, it was only 11.50am then D:
So I went to another hair saloon, that new $6.80 per male haircut hair saloon. I was thinking if I should pangseh that auntie and go patronise another hair saloon hahaha. So I passed by the new saloon and there were only one auntie inside, but there's also only one hairdresser(I can't call him a barber because barber reminds me of like those Ah Neh anyhow cut one that kind).
I decided to shop NTUC hahaha, become auntie already. I more than 1 year didn't step into that market's NTUC already. The moment I stepped inside I was like whoa, so white, and small-.- I seriously prefer the previous one lah, got those pale yellow-orange lights and bustling with life. Then this one was like so pitiful, maybe because the peak hours for aunties to shop is over. LOL. But it was very cold inside, so damn shuang, could remove my sweat also. Anyway I couldn't possibly let that barber or whatever to cut my hair when I'm damn sweaty right? If I'm the barber I would feel damn disgusted.
Okay so I bought some tidbits and oil blotting film LOL then I went to that $6.80 saloon. It was a Cheeeeeena barber. His hair was DAMN TYPICAL IN CHINA LAH. If I ask my dajie come see his hair she sure will know that he's a cheeeeena guy straight away. Then that auntie was still inside-.- Then he asked me to wait for 15-20min. So I sat on that yellow chair and read some super long ago I-Weekly sians. Why no U-Weekly one?
Then the auntie was chatting damn happily with the guy, and I was laughing silently at their super dumb conversation. The auntie even asked that guy why alot of hairstylists, designers, etc. are gays. Then I was like -.- she's damn weird here.. and that cheeeena guy pronounced David Gan as Deh-wid Gan whereas the auntie pronounced it as Eh-lik Gan ROFLMAO xiao si wo le. They still crapped alot of funny things lah, but they were not meant to be funny haha.
Finally it was my turn to cut. That guy asked 'Ah boy 你要剪怎样的?'(in a slightly heavy cheeeena accent). So I said '不要 slope'. WOH he understood what I meant and cut straight away o.o abit surprising. He cut damn fast and swift lah. He didn't spray water on my hair before cutting like the auntie from another saloon.
Then the radio was playing some Angela Zhang's song, I think was 欧若拉. That guy began singing to the music then I was ahm-cheoing walao damn funny. I almost burst into laughter, but I managed to control it hahaha. Then he cut finish already. I asked him to cut my top shorter then he still gave me advice leh. He said that the shape of my face was a little long so if he cut shorter then not so nice. MY FACE LONG?! All the while I thought that my face was fat one. But anyway heck care this, as long as I'm satisfied with my new hair can already.
So I stood up and took money from my bag and paid him. Just as I was turning to him, I saw that auntie 在瞄 that guy which was LMAOMG. Abit disgusting lah. That auntie so old already still want jio a young cheeeeena guy. I quickly left that hair saloon lol.
I went home, bathed and packed my room. hahahaha now damn neat. Okay I go play facebook already byebye.
